No Camel Toes or Nipples Wanted in MT

By Elizabeth Nelson

Do you live in Montana? Well, if you do, I hope you have a mirror and conservative clothing, because you State Representative David Moore just sent a Bill up that would extend the indecent exposure of a person's private parts, or simulated private parts in public.  

The long and the short of it, no nipples - men or women - and no yoga pants or leggings that show off the butt or expose or accentuate your breasts, camel toe, or any of your sexual body parts, and no beige or flesh tone leggings, because that's too close to skin color.

The new bill would ban clothing that “exposes the person’s genitals, pubic hair, or anus or exposes the areola or nipple of the person’s breast with anything less than a fully opaque covering while in a public place.”

Yes, men would also be prohibited from showing nipples. Frat brothers all over Montana are weeping into their Solo cups at the thought of having to wear shirts all spring and summer. But the best part about this whole affair is that Moore said “tight-fitting beige clothing” would be considered indecent exposure under the new bill.

“Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway,” Moore said after the hearing. Moore’s statements on beige-colored pants raises a whole different issue of whether wearing flesh-colored yoga pants should be banned for sartorial reasons.

Moore’s office did not respond to requests for comment. It’s worth noting, however, that his answer machine message is, “If you’re calling this number to answer a survey, somebody has pranked you. If you’re a friend, leave a message.”

The Gazette was able to get through to him, and asked if he believed officers would actually enforce his new law.  “I don’t have a crystal ball,” the representative replied.

Here in New England, we had our own brush with the banning of yoga pants last year, when Rockport High School and Weymouth Public Schools deemed them outside dress code.  Read more Boston.com

Wow, just wow. Do women in his town really need to be told not to show their nipples, as*, other body parts, and to dress like ladies?  Do they not have any self-respect?

This is really pathetic.  When I was a little girl, my parents taught me to dress as if I had respect for myself FIRST, and then told me to always dress with respect and honor for them.  If it's not for sale, don't advertise, so what are these women advertising?  

Maybe they didn't have a daddy that taught them their worth and what they were supposed to do, like my daddy did and every good daddy is supposed to. Because if they had, they would know that if they want to be treated like a Queen, they need to dress like a Princess, not like a lady of the night advertising their perishable shell. They would understand that the truly valuable treasure is on the inside of them.

"Charm is deceptive, and beauty does not last; but a woman who fears the LORD will be greatly praised" Proverbs 31:30