Dan Joseph Crashes DC Anti-Israel Protesters 'U S A Is The Biggest Terrorist Organization'

By Elizabeth Nelson 

I see the DC insane asylum has been let out for a field trip and what a trip it is, because Dan Joseph is at it again, finding the craziest of the crazy this time. After my laughingasm stopped, I'm scratching my head and shaking my head at this one, have we really fallen this far into the muck and mire? 
 

"Israel has a right to defend themselves if there is an equal army."
"Is that how war works, you defense is based on the size of your army?"

"Would it be ok for Israel to bomb Rockville?"

"To bomb Rockville?
"Yeah, Rockville doesn't have an army."
"Rockville didn't launch missiles against Israel"

[what dizzying liberal intellect, she needs to step away from the Kool-aid]

"It's racism, it has nothing to do with Israel protecting themselves."

"I say the government set it up and I don't know if they [Israel] were serving the United States"

"Hamas is a democratically elected government of the Palestinian people, let's not forget that.  Let's not treat them like a crazy [sic]"

"Do you believe that Hamas is a terrorist group?"

"No I believe Israel and the United States are Terrorist Groups."

[yeah, even the little ol' lady down the street, with 100 cats, can run a terrorist sleeper cell]

"If the Hamas is a terrorist then the USA is a terrorist Organization."
"Do you believe that USA is a terrorist group?"

"I believe the USA Is the Biggest Terrorist Organization"

[memorize his face, he may be your neighbor - sleeper cell location 102?]

"Israel enables the radicals"

"You keep pushing and pushing and pushing people and eventually they snap"

The thing that bothers me the most about these brain-dead people, especially on the eve of 9/11.  After such a display of American Patriotism "U.S.A is the Biggest Terrorist Organization," and the utter confusion in what a terrorist is, "if the Hamas is a terrorist then the USA is a terrorist Organization," and who is allowed to defend themselves, "Israel has a right to defend themselves if there is an equal army," that when ISIS and their terrorist cells (probably full of idiots like these) pop up here in the USA we'll hear liberals (like this) proclaim, 

"Oh no, we deserved it, they aren't extremist terrorists, they are just activists exercising their freedom of speech" "You keep pushing and pushing and pushing people and eventually they snap"

There is one thing that these idiots said that I agree with. You know what Dan, I'm not real crazy about our government right now either, but I love my Country and I love you too! Keep it up, you're making a difference.

Dan Joseph Isn't an Ice Bucket Follower, He's an ALS Educator

By Elizabeth Nelson

We've all watched dozens upon dozens of people take the ice bucket challenge in the last month, to the point where it's getting "old," about now.  However, whomever challenged Dan Joseph to the #icebucketchallenge, I sincerely thank you.  You have no idea what an amazing thing you did, not only for the challenge but for cause.  

You should have known that Dan wouldn't take the challenge, he's not a "follower," he's a leader that paves the way for others, of course he was going to see the hysterically obvious, that people enjoy making fools of themselves, usually for causes they know nothing about, because people hashtag it and challenge them to do it.  Instead of just complying, Dan explains what Lou Gehrig's disease is; what, you didn't know ALS had a name before the icebucket challenge rebranded it?
  

"Somebody nominated me for the ice bucket challenge, and if someone had nominated me three weeks ago, I probably would have accepted ... so I declined.  The ice bucket challenge has led to 2,5 million videos

and Raised more than $63 million dollars has been donated, this is amazing especially considering ALS only affects 13,000 people in the USA

But ALS is a horrible, horrible disease, and despite all the attention ALS is getting, I'm not so sure that all these People who are pouring buckets of ice water understand what ALS really is, I mean Tara Reid took the challenge

"I didn't want to look stupid here, I looked up sharks, and I saw there's this whale shark ... a whale and a shark have sex ... and I realize that a whale is mammal and a shark is an animal and they have nothing to do with each other..." (it only got worse from there.) - Shark after Dark, Shark Week 2013(vid)

I'm most concerned that the ice in that bucket hurt the hamster on the wheel that runs around in her head.

"So, in lieu of taking the challenge or making a donation, my contribution is going to be making a video breaking down the causes and effects of this disease.

Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Up until now, it's been more commonly referred to as Lou Gehrig's disease after the famous baseball player who died of the disease in 1941 at the age of 37.

I can't be sure if this was a planned thing, but one of the side effects of the massive popularity of the Ice Bucket challenge has been to rebrand from Lou Gehrig's disease to ALS, which is probably smart, since fewer and fewer people alive today know who Lou Gehrig is.

ALS is referred to as a Muscular degenerative disease, but it's not a muscle disease it's a Central Nervous System Disease." [pay attention now]

For most people, the brain sends messages down through the spine where these things called lower motor neurons are located, these lower motor neurons exit the spine, and transport the brain signals to the muscles  this allows all sorts of things:

walk, brush your teeth, do pull ups, golf, slap a ho who don't got yo money, run away from an angry dog.

But for people with ALS, over a period of time, ALS breaks down the cells that transport the signals between the brain and the motor neurons, as a result the signals that brain is sending to the muscles get weaker and weaker until they just stop all together. 

Over time, the patients lose the ability to walk and do basic activities.  

Once the disease really sets in, paralysis occurs and you lose the ability to do just anything that requires muscles, like talking or chewing eventually it results in complete organ failure and death.

Most patients die somewhere from 3-5 years after being diagnosed,  the disease is most common among people ages 60-69, but young people can get it too, and sadly there is no cure or treatment.   

The medical community doesn't even really know what cause ALS. There are all sorts of theories as to why people get it:

chemical exposures, athletics, military service, infections agents, nutritional intake, physical activity and trauma, which only makes it that much harder to find a cure.

This is where we stand on this disease. On the upside, this ice bucket challenge raised a lot of money for ALS, it's really even bigger then ALS because it may have changed the future of charitable fundraising forever.

On downside, from now on you're going to see all sorts of ridiculous copycat fundraising 'eat expired yogurt to raise awareness for Dengue fever', 'make out with a homeless person to help fight bird flu'

As long as we have suffering in the world, there will be insanely dumb and painful ways to Sacrifice your dignity  in order to alleviate the problems or to feel better about ourselves until everyone is sick of it. ad we will always have the internet to endlessly share it, until we are sick of it."

I couldn't agree with Dan more, even if some, half or even all of the people who took the #doubledogdare challenge and dumped a bucket of ice over their head to be part of the hashtag "cool kids" instead of actually understanding what they were fundraising for, they were still giving for a good cause. 

I personally had a friend in college that, by the grace of God, didn't last the year, after he was diagnosed with ALS.  Unfortunately, my professor's 43-year-old brother wasn't as blessed.  He was a prisoner of his own mind, before his disease finally claimed him.  Thank you, Dan, for educating the masses.  Maybe next time people will stop and educate themselves before they pick up that expired yogurt, kiss that homeless bum, walk across hot coals, or take that #boililngwaterchallenge for whatever bandwagon charity comes up next.

Dan Joseph Explains How the left is Responsible for Ferguson Chaos

By Elizabeth Nelson

Justice means "getting the case right" The best way to describe Dan Joseph, he's like the best roller coaster at Six Flags over Georgia.  We sit down, get strapped in, put our hands in the car, and we just know we're going to go on a wild ride. Dan explaining who is the cause of the chaos in Ferguson is no different, it's a wild ride right from the jump and it's well worth the price of admission.  Sit down, buckle up, enjoy the ride and don't worry about those butterflies when you hit the loops, that's normal.

  

 "A lot of people like talking about things they know nothing about, and a lot of them are in Ferguson, MI."  Dan gets it right again, we still know absolutely nothing about this case, but "one day after this 'boy' was shot, people were rioting on the streets" about the unjust "execution of an unarmed black teen."

"We have no idea," as Dan put it, "did the police officer feel his life was in danger because this 6'- 4," 300 lb guy was charging him after trying to take his gun in the police car. Was this police officer able to see adequately after pounding his face "  

"Dan makes a great point, after two weeks, "Did this guy say, 'Don't shoot me' or 'what are you going to do, shoot me' who knows, not me' maybe when they're done these protesters can tell us where that missing Malaysian airline is."

"Now the people pushing this narrative are locked into it and changing it now would be embarrassing. It's not just racially but politically charged."

Now we're going to enter the 1960s - 1970 oppressive Timewarp .... what this Administration has been pushing us to do this entire time.

"The lefts' narrative hasn't changed since the 60s even though the circumstances have.   This is the period that the left has been trying to relive, because it's the last time the progressives benefited the people in any significant way and they don't have any new ideas; identity politics."

"The idea that minority groups are still being systemically oppressed, both at home and abroad, due to the actions of white males, conservatives, the military and the police. This narrative isn't as convincing anymore because, well, you know, it's false. "

"The media love talking about race in America, almost as much as they love ignoring scandals that involve Democrats."

Get ready, we're entering the last turn, and I couldn't agree more, but no one says it like Dan.  Obama was quick to give his condolences to the parents of the "gentle giant's" parents, however, I have yet to hear anyone offer condolences to the employees or the owners of the businesses that were looted and burned to the ground.  Where is their next paycheck going to come from, not from the looters.

"If you're going to cause chaos, if you're going to protest,  if your going to riot, you should make damn sure that what you're getting all riled up is an actual injustice otherwise you foment the very racial divisiveness that you claim to hate. If you're doing that, then you are the problem, not the police, you are the reason we have a racial divide in this Country."

God forbid we allow this case to actually play out in our court of law, not the court of public opinion.  Showing all the facts, the fractured eye socket, the robbery, the drugs in the 18-year-old, 6-3, 300 lbs young man's system.  

Let's get all of the facts, not the black vs. white hyperbole used to push Obama's "oppression" agenda, which only serves to divide us further.

Again, Dan says it best, and I couldn't agree more:

"I'm not afraid to come right out and say it, I sympathize with the cop here.  He's being tried in the streets of Ferguson by jury that just burned down the courthouse.  I'm not saying he was right to shoot Brown, we don't know that, but you see, I have this wacky belief that justice actually means 'getting the case right.' it seems that some people out there that claim they want justice, but only if it's on their terms and with the result they like."

Dan Joseph Explains Iraq & ISIS - so Simple a Liberal could Understand it

By Elizabeth Nelson

"It is a great time to be in America, healthcare costs are going down, the border has never been more secure and the war in Iraq is finally Over," Dan Joseph is back to break down Iraq and ISIS, because he enjoys explaining things in the simplest way possible, and usually in the most hysterical light. 

 Why the simplest way, you ask? Have you ever seen his current events videos, he needs to keep it simple, stupid. This video, even though it has some serious facts in it, also has some pretty funny moments that will make you go hmmmmmmmmmmm one moment and laugh the next.
  

"in 2003 we toppled Saddam"

"Saddam was a Sunni Muslim who oppressed the Shitte Muslims in horribly brutal  ways"

"We ousted Hussein in 2 weeks, but then allowed the new Iraq Government  We allowed the Shiite majority to run roughshod over the Sunni minority who oppressed them."

"In 2006 Nouri al-Maliki became the Countries PM, with US support, unfortunately he turned out to be incredibly corrupt and took dictatorial control over the government, because that's what  middle eastern leaders do, and started oppressing Sunni population even more than before.  Now in reaction, the Sunni's, who are the majority over all, flipped out and militants came in from all over the region to oust the government and the American infidels.

"The Sunnis and the Shiites basically believe in all of the same fundamental tenants of Islam.  The reason they keep trying to kill each other is that they disagree on who is the proper success of Mohammed 1,500 years ago."

"One of the groups that came in to fight the new Iraqi Government was a spinoff of Al-Qaeda, ISIS...the stated goal is to bring all of the Muslim inhabited regions of the world under their control. Places like; Jordan, Israel Palestine, Turkey and Lebanon." 

"ISIS wants to kill or convert all Shiite Muslims and kill all Christians they find. They behead people with hunting knives, they bury children alive, they crucify people, they are  some of the most evil, insane terrorist this world has ever seen."

"ISIS along with other extremist Sunni groups were largely pushed out of Iraq during the surge and a lot of them ended up in Syria where they joined the rebellion against Bashar al-Assad."

"ISIS kills anyone who won't join them, they are so extreme they would probably use Hamas as human shields if they could."

Then the US leaves Iraq, everybody out. Obama didn't make any serious effort at a Status of Forces agreement.  He was more concerned with setting his Obamacare website and babysitting Honduran children."

"ISIS storms back into Iraq, the Salvation army would have a better chance at defending Iraq"

"The Kurds are braver then the Iraqi government, so now we are arming them" what could go wrong?

"Obama has publically told ISIS that 'there is no American Military Solution to the larger crisis in Iraq." wait he told them that? Shouldn't we at least make the terrorists think all options are on the table? You're right, they'd never believe him."

"He also said, 'Resolution to the conflict in Iraq can only come through a political agreement, not a military one."

Because Obama's negotiating skills have worked so well in Syria and for Ukraine and Israel, right?

"Oh, has ISIS heard that he said that? Now that Sherriff Obama has laid it out clearly for them, maybe now that stop winning their crazy religious war and sit down to chat:

"You know what Mohammed that makes sense to my reasonable and rational brain, let us sit down and make a political agreement, right after we're done crucifying this baby."

"John Kerry could mediate, that could help."

"I know there is plenty of blame to go around, but someone said something that made a lot of sense, 'you know when you're down and out and when you're hunkering down and pulling back, you're not going to make any better decisions than when you were aggressively, belligerently putting yourself forward.'"

So easy a liberal caveman could understand it. What slays me is, Hollyweird and the media are silent in their opposition to Obama's bombing of Iraq, unlike when Bush did the same. But they were silent when Clinton bombed Iraq too, so what do we expect, there is one set of rules for Demonrats and another for Republicans.

Dan Joseph: College Final Exam Week, Pop-Quiz: Benghazi

By Elizabeth

Right off the pages of Watters World, Dan Joseph shows us not only why Obama got reelected but why this Country is in the mess we are in, as he hits the campus of George Mason University during final exam week.  

Sadly every one of the student's got "Who sings the hit song Happy," without a moments hesitation.  However, not one of them could answer Dan's, "what is Benghazi" or "do you know why Benghazi is in the News lately?"

One of them even answered, "Ben Ghazi, I think that's the guy I work out with, but I think he's a nice guy."

Dan's videos are never boring and I almost had a laughingasm over, "Ben-Ghazi, an ancient Libyan word for 'what difference does it make.'" Dan, is that your final answer? 

I seriously hope these students did better on their final exams than they did with Dan's pop-quiz or their parents are going to be really pissed when they come home to visit report cards in hand.