#WendyDavis Can't Hide Her Crazy - #Dildos

by Kim D.

Welcome to the final two weeks #TXGOV pic.twitter.com/PPjt0sWcWH
— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlakeWP) October 20, 2014

Prior to Wendy Davis' wheelchair ad, the prospects of her pink shoes taking her all the way to the governor's mansion were bleak. However, add to that claims that Abbott is against interracial marriage and dildos have certified her crazy, as the @WendyDavisTaxes parody account on Twitter so cleverly demonstrates:

When in doubt, play the race card! #TeamWendy
— Wendy Davis (@WendyDavisTaxes) October 20, 2014

According to the lib rag, Texas Observer, Texans don't really know if Abbott's a leader or a follower. This argument stems from his role as attorney general and cases he argued in order to uphold the laws of Texas.

The first "gotcha" the journalist tried was to pigeonhole Abbott on whether he would support an interracial marriage ban. Since this is a hypothetical, as no such ban is law in the state of Texas, Abbott correctly did not take the bait and go on the record.

When I said I wasn’t clear if he was saying he would have defended a ban on interracial marriage, he said, “Actually, the reason why you’re uncertain about it is because I didn’t answer the question. And I can’t go back and answer some hypothetical question like that.”

This sparked libcrib mocking that Abbott wouldn't say if he would support his own marriage to Cecilia Abbott of Latino descent. But, since when was Latino considered a race? If Texas were to revert the early 1960's and reinstitute a ban on interracial marriage, both Greg and Cecilia could marry rather easily since both belong to the Caucasian race.

Then came the dildo question:

 In 2008, Abbott chose to defend the state’s ban on the sale of sex toys, a case that emerged from the fallout of Lawrence v. Texas. Over the years, Abbott has deployed novel legal arguments against gay marriage. But this wasn’t a case about gay marriage, a subject that still animates sincere moral disagreements. This was a case about every American’s god-given right to buy dildos.

With this Abbott slam, I'm not sure which voter #TeamWendy is targeting, LGBTQ or women. Either way, most Texans, quite frankly, don't give a damn and are ready for November 4th to come and go.

To sum up my campaign in one picture... pic.twitter.com/qIo31SqFeo
— Wendy Davis (@WendyDavisTaxes) October 20, 2014